Whenever I find the
key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human,
to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??..
Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve
any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable
things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone
else.
Since Light travels
faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
If at first you don't
succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine
which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the
buttered side.
Anything dropped on the
floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
As soon as you mention
something.. if it is good, it is taken.. If it is bad, it happens.
He who has the gold,
makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the
bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought
something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper
rate.
When in a queue, the
other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have
the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you
don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have paper... if you have
both, no one calls.
Especially for engg.
Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up
maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your
mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for
bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together ,and the bus which
you get in will be more crowded than the other.
If your exam is
tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the
direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to
the non-smoker.
