A
Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown
grandson
who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You
come to the front door of the apartment. I am in
apartment
301 . There is a big panel at the front door.
With
your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in.
Come
inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and
with
your elbow push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With
your elbow , hit my doorbell.""Grandma, that sounds
easy,
but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What
.. You coming empty handed?"
