We
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the
cat we had put out in the yard, scooted back into the house. We didn't want
the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife
went on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat
ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house
would be empty for the night, so she explained to the taxi driver
that I would be out soon, saying 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to
my mother.'
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as
we drove away.. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so
I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden
again!'
we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the
cat we had put out in the yard, scooted back into the house. We didn't want
the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife
went on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat
ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house
would be empty for the night, so she explained to the taxi driver
that I would be out soon, saying 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to
my mother.'
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as
we drove away.. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so
I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden
again!'
The
silence in the cab was deafening.
