Advertisement In Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........
.......no strings attached.
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........
.......no strings attached.
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!
When I Read About The Evils Of
Drinking....
I Gave Up Reading
I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.
Women Ask too Many Questions.
Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone
Snore And You sleep Alone
The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Shop :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager
