A
young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a
small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row
stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereo-type Swedish blond
women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth
as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as
people. Its people like you that make others think that all blonds are
dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not
only blonds, but women in general. Pathetically, all in the name of
humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, " I'm sorry Miss...but.....but........."
but the angry blonde yells back:
"You stay out of this Mister ! I'm talking to that little shit on your
lap!"
